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Please Mr. Postman (ObamaCare Remix)
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(With apologies to The Marvelettes (listen along here) and anyone who is currently experiencing a serious illness)
“I, I recognize, though, you make a legitimate, you raise a legitimate concern. People say, ‘Well, how can a private company compete against the government?’ If you, if you think about it, uh… y’know, UPS and FedEx are doin’ just fine. Right? Th-the, uh… No, they are. I mean, it’s, it’s the Post Office that’s always havin’ problems.”

P.S. I’m starting a new group: Combating Republican Astroturfing Progressively. Getting nervous about my sales pitch to Axelrod & Soros.

P.P.S. Previous entries in the Obama Songbook here and here.

P.P.P.S. And of course, the “Wait a minute! Wait a minute!” is provided by Arlen Specter.

Posted by Jim Treacher at August 12, 2009Read more at jimtreacher.com
 

Please Mr. Postman (ObamaCare Remix)



Oh yes, wait a minute, Mr. Postman
Way-ay-ay-ait, Mr. Postman

Please, Mr. Postman, look and see
If I qualify for surgery
I’ve been waiting a mighty long time
Just to hear from that doctor of mine

There must be some word today
About my much-needed hospital stay
Please, Mr. Postman, look and see
What are my chances of mortality?

I’ve been standing here waiting, Mr. Postman
So-oh-oh unhealthy
For just a word from my physician
Saying he’ll be getting ’round to me

Please, Mr. Postman, look and see
If it’s a gurney or a hearse for me
I’d like to ask, if you really don’t mind
For just a minute of a specialist’s time

So many days you passed me by
If I don’t get help soon, I’ll probably die
You wouldn’t stop to make me feel better
I’ve got worse health care than an Irish Setter

Please, Mr. Postman, look and see
What are my chances, oh yeah, of recovery?
You know, it’s been so long
Yeah, since I heard ’bout those lab tests of mine

You better wait a minute, wait a minute
Whoa, you better wait a minute
Please, please, Mr. Postman
Please check it and see, am I a casualty?

You better wait, wait a minute
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
Please, Mr. Postman
It’s not just a rumor, please look at this tumor


[slow fade while descending into the grave]



posted by jim treacher

Price Goeth Before a Fall

Today, banks are a part of everyday life.

Back in 1790, however, banks were not a part of everyday life.  Many people in the infantile United States looked on banks with intense suspicion.  And when Alexander Hamilton, the 30-something Treasury Secretary, proposed a government-run “central bank”, one didn’t have to go to the woods to see the fur fly.  As a leading Federalist, the bank was one of many ideas that Hamilton proposed to strengthen the central government, establish good credit with trading partners, pay down debts, and create a uniform U.S. currency.

Others, however, saw it as Hamilton grasping for greater and greater power and, ultimately, the return of a monarchy.  When the Bank was proposed, Secretary of State Thomas Jefferson and James Madison spoke for this group in a strongly-worded letter to President Washington, castigating the “bank” concept and warning of Hamilton’s ambitions.  Hamilton, as usual, wrote a massive response that swept opposition awayRead more at todayshistorylesson.wordpress.com
 

As the primary defender of the U.S. Constitution when writing The Federalist Papers, he fully understood the importance of the existing government and had no desire to revert to a monarchy.

In February of 1791, the Bank of the United States was created with a 20-year charter.  Carpenter Hall (shown above), located in Philadelphia and meeting place for the First Continental Congress, was selected as the Bank’s location.  On July 4th of the same year, the country’s first official “IPO” (Initial Public Offering) took place, when stock in the Bank was sold to the public.  And for all their fears and concerns, the stock sale created a frenzy.  All the stock sold in an hour, and the rumor of double-digit returns in interest sparked a frenzied speculation that simply overran people’s sensibilities.

People began trading their shares, called scrip, driving the price through the roof.  They stopped working, they stopped running their businesses, and newspapers came out less frequently.  An angry Jefferson wrote, “Stock and scrip are the sole domestic subjects of conversation. . . . Ships are lying idle at the wharfs, buildings are stopped, capital withdrawn from commerce, manufacturers, arts and agriculture to be employed in gambling.” People gave themselves over to the “baser angels of their nature” and simply went nuts.  It was “Scrippomania”.

Much of the speculation was led by Hamilton’s former Assistant Treasury Secretary, William Duer.  He conjured up all kinds of speculation schemes to drive prices up.  Many people, including Duer, completed their purchases with the help of loans from the smaller national banks, which horrified Hamilton.  On several occasions, he warned the public on the dangers of using credit to make such volatile purchases.  He warned Duer specifically about this, adding that his former position in the Treasury Department made him susceptible to charges of “insider trading”.  On almost all counts, Hamilton was ignored.

Within weeks, stock prices had climbed from $25 to more than $300 per share.  It was not sustainable, and the Treasury Secretary knew it.  On August 11, 1791, the runup ended in dramatic fashion.  Smaller banks refused to extend any more credit to people wanting to trade the scrip.  This frightened investors, who now realized that the stock they held was valued at far more than it was worth.  A frantic sell-off ensued, the price plummeted, and people lost their fortunes.  A good number of people were poorer now than they were when the Bank of the United States stock was first issued back in July.

The United States, just a few years old, had experienced its first Stock Market crash.

Recommended Reading:  The American Heritage Website

by Joel

Our Idiot President Compares ObamaCare to the Postal Service

There was the usual lying (”I have never supported a single payer system”) and the usual question from Demonrat plants in the audience, but the dumbest remark in Obama’s hand-picked, pre-screened, invitation-only “townhall meeting was this one:

“UPS and FedEx are doing just fine. … It’s the Post Office that’s always having problems.”

Dear Leader’s best example of how he wants Government Health Care to work is the Post Office, which he admits is having problems. I’ll say. Taking two months to deliver a small package from my home in Maryland to Seattle Washington does not give me warm fuzzies about government-run health care.

I suppose this means we can expect, under ObamaCare, the every once in a while a doctor or a nurse is going to go nuts and start shooting up the place.

“Wanna get high?”

Read more at tehresistance.wordpress.com
 

Not to mention, UPS and FedEx don’t compete with the post office for mail delivery. They are not legally allowed to. And the subsidized post office is billions and billions in the red.


The Government can’t handle a basic task like delivering the mail, but they’re going to run health care like a Swiss clock… you betcha!

Hot-Hitting SEC Settles GE Suit, Picks Up $50M

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Just a day after reaching an agreement with Bank of America in which the bank will pay a $33 million fine to settle the SEC’s lawsuit over bonuses paid to Merrill Lynch execs, the SEC has brokered an even bigger deal with General Electric Co. The company agreed to pay a $50 million fine to settle charges that GE’s 2002 and 2003 financial statements were misleading. Click here for the WSJ story on the GE deal;  here for the SEC complaint;  here for the consent decree. (Let’s see, five days, $83 million. At this pace, the Commission will have pulled down a quarter of a billion by the time the NFL season kicks off.)

In any event, the GE fine settles a probe that started in 2005 into GE’s accounting procedures, including financial hedges and revenue recognition. In a complaint filed with U.S. District Court in Connecticut, the commission seemed to pull words out of an old bag of tricks, alleging company used improper accounting methods to boost earnings or avoid disappointing investors.

Read more at blogs.wsj.com
 

Improper accounting? It feels so 2002! And that might not be a coincidence. The SEC under enforcement chief Robert Khuzami is trying to close cases older than three years unless they are critical to the agency’s program. The goal is to clear out the pipeline so attorneys can work on current cases, although one person familiar with the matter said that wasn’t a consideration in this case.

“GE bent the accounting rules beyond the breaking point,” said Robert Khuzami, in a prepared statement. “Overly aggressive accounting can distort a company’s true financial condition and mislead investors.”

GE agreed to pay the fine without admitting or denying the SEC’s allegations. “We are committed to the highest standards of accounting,” said GE spokeswoman Anne Eisele. “While this has been a difficult and costly process, our controllership processes have been strengthened as a result, and GE is a stronger company today.”